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The Great Gatsby

RADHA KRISHNA FUSED Hosts – NARAD MUNI – N REPORTER – R R – good evening, namashkaar. Satsriakaal, vannakumm aur jinhe ye sab lage kumm unko mera pyaar bharaa sweet saa welcome doston aaj hum aapko ek bahut hee aiti haasik flight per… ek historical love story sunanae waale hain – a story about a bhola bhala chori ,and cute si anjani chori, jee haan aapne sahi suna – aaj hum aapko swarag lok ki sair karvaane waale hain… – and wahaan ki latest gossips se roobaroo karvaane waale hain… yeh kahani kuch hai suni . uch ansuni.

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kuch anjani ,kuch jani kuch pechani. but isse pehle hum show ko aage badhaaye pehle – jaisa ki customary hai – kyun naa ganesh ji mahaaraaj ki vandana ho jaaye – GANESH VANDANA (song: jaidev) (welcome song: kesaria balam) R – Haan to friends aaj 21st century ke pehle dashak me it’s possible to travel to swarg lok from dharti lok – Aur aaj iss journey ko hum devlok se live telecast karne waale hai – sirf aur sirf aapke liye – so are you ready –I am… here we go……… (walks to the shuttle/exit/gate/wing) /o – welcome to swarg loke.. swarg loke me aap sabhi kaa swagat hai… next scene – swarglok Narad Intro –BACHNA EH HASINO R interrupts N. M – R – Excuse me!!! Ye narad muni jii kahaan milenge N – Narad muniiiiii???? Main hee Narad Muni – aur pyaar se log mujhe N. M. bulaate hain – R – tum aur narad muni – IMPOSSIBLE – I mean khud ko dekho – aapki veena kahaan hai – gherua vastra – wo mountain jaisa jooda – tum to suit me ho – N – hey hey hey!!! Ye sab uss Ramanand Sagar ki galti hai… ill date woh hume every Saturday Sunday wahi old fashioned vesh bhoosa me wahi pooraane avatar me dikhata hai – R – poorane avatar me??? N – aur nahi to kya – this is our new version – infact yahaan swarag lok me sab cheezen change ho chuki hai – anyways ab ye sab chorro and temme aap yahaan kyun aaye ho… R – oh! narad muni ji! Wo actually kya hai naa main neeche dharti lok me ek bahut hee famous gossip show ka host hun and main yahaan khaas aapse milne aaya hun…– aap gossip king ho naa isiliye – and I want to know ki swarg lok ki latest gossip kya hai

N – arre pehle bolnaa thaa naa –maine to apne makeup ka touch up bhi nahi kiya – latest gossip me hai R-K kaa affair… R – SRK???? SR-K kaun??? N – arre  tum RK ko nahi janti R – nahi… Kaun RK??? N – uff!!! Tum sabko her ek cheez samjhaani padti hai – Rmatlab rads and Ks matlab krish… tumhe unse milna hai – ruko abhi milwaata hun – R – arre arre ek sec N. M. Ji… mujhe milwaane dijiye naa – kisna se – afterall main show ki host hun aap nahi… Wo kisna hai N – dekhiye mr. reporter ji – apne krishna ka intro thik diya but… R – but kya…???

N – but aapne krish kaa intro wrong diya… you know krish ekdum must hai – usse sone kaa bahut shaukh hai… din bhar buss phone per lagaa rehta hai… hamesha har ek jagah late pahunchta hai… aur haan uski planning ki timing ke baare me kyaa kehna – always in the last minute… krish ko cheezen bhoolne kaa bhi bada shaukh hai… and last but not the least uske highly logical logics hamesha illogical hote hain.. in short ab tum mujhe milwaane do humare kisna se humaare ishhhtyle me Desi boys+ Munda kukad kamal ka+ Aadat se majboor

R – arre waah ye naya version o kafi dhin chaak thaa – ab NM ji please mujhe rads ke baare me bhi kuch bataiye naa N – o rads ke bare me – wo bahut hee sweet hai – hamesha hansti rehti hai – infact krish to rads ke issi smile per fidaa hai… wo apne dosto ke liye kuch bhi kar sakti hai… and unlike kisna she’s very planned… usse romantic novels padhne kaa bhi bahut shaukh hai.. aur you won’t find her without her lip balm… jab dekho tab apna lip balm lagati rehti hai… trekking kaa bhi rads ko bahut hee shaukh hai… all in all she’s a perfect match for our kisna..

Rads intro- BANNA RE + OH PIYA+ RADHA ON THE DANCE FLOOR N – (comes talking on phone) – haan kya king kaa three of a kind hai and ikka top card hai – arre abhi raise kar de.. river khulte hee all-in kar dena… okay.. okay… R – N. M. Ji, aap abhi poker ki baat kar rahe thhe naa.. I just love poker.. kyaa aapko bhi poker pasand hai… N – hahaha! Arre mujhe kyaa even Rad and krish are die hard poker fans… R – that is soo interesting – ab NM ji plz mujhe Rad and krish ke ched chaad ke baareme kuch bataaiye naa – you know kisna to famous thaa radho ko chedne ke liye

N – arre waah kya point diya hai… well now a days chedna is very simple – pehle kisna matka phod ke radha ko cheda karta thaa – aur aajkal krish rads ko miscall aur messgaes se chedta hai R – mobile ??? To dhiru bhai yahan pe bhi famous hai, Karlo swarlog muthi meh N – hahaha!!! Ab hume bhi to timepass ke liye kuch chahiye… R –can I add u in mah contact ??? N – nahi main whts app karta hun… R – then I will whtsapp u… neways ab aap aur kuch bataaiye naa inke ched chaad ke baare me – N – ab bataana kyaa hai yaar – khud hee dekh lo – – – CHED CHAAD SEGMENT Maiya yashodha+ natkat natkat+ chod do Aanchal+kyon aage peeche+ Saiyan Ji baiya chudake nahin jana) R – sirji… N. M. Ji inka chedne kaa style to ekdum bollywood se inspired lagta hai… N- excuse me!!! chahe ched chaad ho yaa romance – hum bollwood se nahi balki bollywood humse inspired hota hai… R – N. Muni ji ab jab aapne romance ki baat chedd hee di hai to thodi aur gossips dijiye naa… rads and krish ke romance ke bare me… ye bataaiye naa ki pehle kisne propose kiya thaa… N – kiss ne propose kiya thaa R – arre wohi to main pooch rahaa hun kiss ne propose kiya thaa

N – arre wahi to main bhi keh raha hun… Kiss ne proposae kiya thaa… R – … … … N – ruko tumhe poori story samjhaane do – jab college me pehli baar krish ne rads ko dekha he was totally bowled over.. wo brahmand metro rail me ek stop pehle utarne laga… unhone apne telephone numbers exchange kiye… R – aur fir sms aur calls kaa silsilaa shuru ho gaya… N – right… and then dheere dheere long walks bhi shuru ho gaye… aur jab ek baar rads kaa accident hua and she was in bed rest – ussi beech humaare rads  ki tubelight jali ki krish usse kitna pyaar karta hai.. and rest as they say is history…

R – wow NM ji soooo romantic… muhe kuch aur gossips dijiye naa N – ab dekho main jyaada kisi ke personal life me interfere nahi karta.. main ek kaam karta hoon – tumhe inn dono ke romance ki ek jhalki dikhaa deta hoon… ROMANTIC SEGMENT- TUM MILE + SALAME ISHQ+ISHQ WALA+ SACHI SACHI+ EK MEIN AUR EK TU+ LONG DA LASHKARA R – achcha N. M. Ji what about gopiyan… krish AAJ BHI UNKE SANG NAIN MATAKA KARTA HAI KYAA??? N – gopiyan to tab bhi thi and aaj bhi hai… fark sirf itna hai ki ab gopiyon ki jagah saaliyon ne le lee hai… R – AUR RAAS LILA ??? raas lila kaa kyaa…

N – arre pehle raas lila vrindavan gardens me hoti thii aur aajkal wo disco me hoti hai… R – to NM ji meri bhi ek apsara ke saath disco me couple entry karwaaiye naa – N – naarayan naarayan.. tathaastu… Disco segment-AAEVEIN AAEVEIN+DISCO DEEWANE+ VELLE+YAAD AA RAHA HAI N enters talking / blabbering on phone – N – haan aap venue book kar do.. aur mujhe sabse achche caterers chahiye – iss shaadi me koi kami nahi honi chahiye… R – enters… R – N. M ji … ye aap kisike shaadi ki baat kar rahe hai??? … N – arre ye looo… tumhe nahi pataa – rad and krish ki shaadi fix ho gayi hai… aur mujhe event manager appoint kiya gaya hai…

R – but Rad aur krish ki shaadi – how is it possible – N – .. naarayan naarayan!!! In this yug anything is possible!!! Aur waise bhi hum devtaaon ki bhi to kuch wishes hoti hai… itne yugon se hum tumhaari wishes poori karte aa rahe the – ab humaari baari hai… R – to n. m. ji meri bhi ek choti see wish poori kar dijiye naa – mujhe bhi inki shaadi me shaamil hona hai – kuch chakkar chalaiye naa – plzzz plzzz plzzz N – narayan narayan – main aaj bade achche mood me hun… tathaastu… WEDDING SEGMENT- SONIVE + GUNJE+BADHAI HO BADHAI+ PYARA BHAIYA MERA+SONI BANNO+ NAVRAI MAJHI+TUMHI HO BANDHU

R – WAISE nm JI YE APSAARAYEIN KAHIN PER DIKHAAI NAHI DE RAHI N – saari apsaraayein mehendi lagaane me busy hai… R – to hum yahaan kya kar rahein hai .. chaliye hum bhi mehendi lagaane me busy ho jaate hai… N – hahahaha… chalo… Mehendi segment – MEHENDI RACHAN/ MEHENDI HAI RACHNE + MEHENDI KI RAAT R – so NM ji mehendi ke function me to mujhe mazza hee aa gaya – but then wht abt krish ke friends.. unka kyaa kehna hai… N – ok let me not tell it .. tum khud hee dekh lo… Zorr kaa jhatka – kids N – well ye to buss ek chota version thaa.. krish ke gwaal baalon kaa.. ow lemme show you what the full fledged version of it is like … hit the music Zor kaa jhatka+ ek kuwara (elders) R – NM ji doston kaa to thik hai.. but swarg loke ke baaki nivasiyon kaa kya kehna hai.. you knw brahma ji Vishnu ji.. etc etc… N – naarayan naarayan.. sabhi ati prasann hai.. sab bahut hee khush hai.. aur aaj yahaan kuch log aaye bhi hai iss yugal jode ko aashirwaad dene ke liye… Pyaar mill jaaye+ jab koi baat+ hum saath saath hai+ kya kehna R – waah aaj to mujhe mazaa hee aa gaya… N. M. Ji thank you aapne mere saaath aaj bahut saaari gossips share kari… thank you so so much..

N – hahaha… welcome welcome… ab jaate jaate main tumhe ek bahut hee top ki secret bataane waala hun… and ye kisi se bhi matt kehnaa… R – (excited) haan haan pakka… N – kalyug me dharti per ek baar fir kisna aur radhaa kaa janam hua hai.. R – _______??? N – haan aur ye secret kisi ko bhi nahi pata… do you want to meet them… R – off course… N – theek hai chalo main tumhaari ye wish bhi poori kar deta hun… fir matt kehna bhagwaan wish poora nahi karte… tathaastu!!! Ladies and gentlemen can we have a huge round of applause for our very own Jodi of rads nd krish , i. , rohit nd shikha Bride + Groom Tenu leke(rohit) + dhime dhime(shikha) + tune jo pal bhar mein-dabang(together) As soon as the bride n groom segment gets over – N – doston aaj ke show me hume bahut hee mazza aaya – I hope aap logon ko bhi utna hee mazaa aaya hoga.. per picture abhi baki hai mere dost – its time to celebrate – let the music play – – – Finaale – sadi gali + jhoom barabar + gal mithi mithi ———————–THE BEGINNING——————— Also add brides brothers segment : songs- phoolon ka taaro ka + taaron Ka chamakta gehna ho.