Modern Day Kennings

Tramp Stamp
Tattoo
Busta Rhyme
Rap
Mall Rat
Hangs at Mall
Skate Rat
Skater
Urban Cowboy
City Cowboy
Meter Maid
Parking Enforcement Officer
Mail Man
Postal Worker
Peeping Tom
Pervert
Rug Rat
Baby
Ambulance Chaser
Lawyer
Blue Collar Worker
Construction Worker
Hot Pocket
Sandwich
Bible Belt
South Central US
Roach Coach
Food Truck
Shock Jock
Howard Stern
Cup of Joe
Coffee
Shell Shock
Trauma
Call of Duty
Service
Domestic Goddess
House Wife
Black Widow
Husband Killer
Crypt Keeper
Cemetery Guard
Gass guzzler
Huge Car
Brown noser
Suck-Up
Writing Utensil
Pencil
Bible Bangers
Strict Christians
Muffin Top
Fat Roll
Land Line
House Phone
Cancer Stick
Cigarette
Boob Tube
Television
Couch Potato
Lazy Person
Chicken of the Sea
Tuna
Angel of Mercy
Mercy Killer
First Lady
Wife of the President
Four-eyes
Someone who wears glasses
Fender bender
Slight Car Accident
The Real Thing
Coke
Postman Chaser
Dog
Show-Stopper
Amazing Performance
Tree Hugger
Environmentalist
Tree Swinger
Monkey
Mystery Meat
Meatloaf
Informational Highway
Internet
Student Transporter
School bus
Pop-Tart
Toaster Pastry
Giver of Knowledge
Teacher